Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men!

Ok, no offense guys---I just thought there were funny. I'm sure it could be turned the other way around as well, so if it helps you to appreciate it more then feel free to do so. :-)

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

Briefing

Greetings All,

It's been awhile since I've last updated, so thought I'd give you an ever so brief insight as to what I've been up too.

As most know, in December, my job situation changed so I took the opportunity to learn something new. Resulting in going back to school. Yikes! I cannot tell you how long I've been out of school, and now going back is both exciting and challenging as there is certainly a certain mindset that goes along with the "class room" learning as opposed to the "real world" learning.

Little challenging trying to manage school as well as maintaining my three remaining accounts, but it seems to be transitioning smoothly.

The thing I’m most looking forward to is a career change as I’m really burned out of the legal field. For me, it’s served a fantastic purpose in my life, but now I’m ready to get out of the mode of living in my head only. Moreover, over the years I’ve developed a somewhat cynical outlook on people in general because this field tends to taint your view on society as a whole, and I’m ready to change that perspective. I do realize this is possible in anything we do in life and not just specific to the legal field. I’m just done and ready to help people in a different fashion as well as living more balanced between my head and heart.

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING

DO NOT SWALLOW YOUR BUBBLE GUM.

Windex - known as a glass cleaner

I haven't checked "snopes.com" to see if this actually works or not, but they say,

If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked,

You should drink some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.

Unwelcome House Guest

Well it certainly is the season for flus and colds; however, I thought I was doing a pretty good job running from them. Not so much! Apparently, when I wasn't looking the nasty flu bug snuck in the front door and has decided to stay for a little "visit".

I'm starting school next week, so hope this little bugger decides to leave before then. Moreover, I pray Amira does not get this.

Of course it's never a good time to get sick, and the next 6 weeks are no exception. So, please if you would be so kind pray for Amira and I's health to be well.

Dog naming

Bill Gates - Microsoft

How do you think Bill will spend his retirement time?