Moon gas may solve Earth's energy crisis

This afternoon I received an email regarding a news article that was certain to be considered an interesting read. Although not doubting the article or its contents, the only thing I could concentrate on was the heading, Moon gas may solve Earth's energy crisis.

Here in the U.S. when people show their bums to others with their pants down (I know, I know---your sitting there with your mouths agape, saying to yourself, either "why would anyone do that?” OR “what the hell?") its referred to as 'mooning'. Combine that imagine 'mooning' (showing your bum) with gas (another expression for flatulent) and it leads one or at least me to hysteria.

Moreover, the article talks about the amount of helium that is found on the moon, which brings another hysterical picture to my mind. As children we'd inhale the helium from balloons just so we could talk with funny voices.

So, I suppose all in all if extracting ‘gas’ from the ‘moon’ in order to talk funny proves beneficial and creates a harmonious and happy environment then who am I to oppose it.