Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Kids talking

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?'

The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm alittle nervous.

'The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?

'The first! kid says, 'A circumcision'.

'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'

7 comments:

PH said...

loooooooooooooooooool

So he remembered it for a year after he was born :))) . I know many people who had it done when they were really old some older than 20; but they could walk :P.

dusk till dawn said...

hello dude,
thats realy cool and funny to, just tell u kids can be clever,
the first had his tonsils taken out ,and given jell-0 and ice cream ha ha how can he swallow that ? and then comes to the other shaky kid and have that done ,and not be able to walk for a year ha ha, i though kids it takes them nearly a year to start walking ha ha,nice 1 ibee have gr8 weekend

on the edge said...

So funny !!! Ramadan Kareem to you and Amira !!!

PH said...

Ramadan Kareem to you and Amira and your family :)

Anglo-Libyan said...

salam ibeebarbie

Ramadan Mubarak to you and Amira

Fatima said...

hehehe..thats funny! :D

Just wanted to wish you and Amira Ramadan kareem!!! xxx

Benghazi Citizen said...

That was really funny..
thanks ibeebarbie..
best regards and ramadan kareem