Tuesday, September 9, 2008

6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years . . .‏

Dating process:

6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I propose?


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Back from Work:

6 weeks : Honey, I'm home.
6 months : BACK!!
6 years : What did your mom cook for us today??


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Gifts:

6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room.
6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something.


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Phone Ringing:

6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
6 months : Here, for you.
6 years : PHONE RINGING.


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Cooking:

6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good!
6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight?
6 years : AGAIN!!!!

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Apology:

6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, I'll never hold this against you.
6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again.
6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??


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New Dress:

6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
6 months : You bought a new dress again?
6 years : How much did THAT cost me?


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Planning for Vacations:

6 weeks : How do 2 weeks in Vienna or anywhere you please sound?
6 months : What's so bad about going to India on a charter plane?
6 years : Travel? What's so bad about staying home?


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TV:

6 weeks : Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
6 months : I like this movie.
6 years : I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by
myself . . .

7 comments:

PH said...

loooooooooool that was so funny, even though I do some of the 6 years things in the first 6 weeks :P.

salaam

PH said...

I just found this on a new site I've found - which i'll post about - it's a couple bickering about the same thing :

This is the lady's complaint :

"When we dated and were engaged, David would open doors, pull out my chair at dinner, buy me random gifts, hold my umbrella, and make me breakfast every morning. Now that we've been married 3 months, all those things have disappeared.

He's attitude hasn't changed. He's still the sweet guy I've always been with. It just seems like he's starting to move into marriage mode where those things mean less to him now. It's OK at times but even my friends are starting to comment on it. I don't think I've changed at all. I still do everything that I used to and more. I'm not mad. Just a little worried he's changing."


This is the guy's complaint :

"Hello. I still do those things for you. Maybe I forget occasionally but you always remember everything. But, since you are bringing up changes you think I've made, I have a few that you've made and haven't noticed. The biggest one is our sex life. It's dwindling. We used to have sex at least 3-4 times a week. Now, I'm lucky to have it once every two. I miss that about you. The other I'll mention is your lack of interest in my day. You used to care about how my day went. Now it's usually all about yours. You never ask anymore. I know you got the new job and you're excited but I have things going on that you should be interested in knowing.

I don't believe that you're actually annoyed at me missing a few chair pulls or door opens. Oh I guess the other change you've made is your new ability to turn small things into inflated problems (like this)."

Fatima said...

LOOOOOOOOOL!!! I didn't have a particularly great day today and this made me laugh my head off! Thank you ibee mwah xxx

on the edge said...

AMEN !!!!! LOOL !!!!!!!!!

Luna said...

I am new to your blog ....

Have had a great laugh and I thank you .....

ibeebarbie said...

Salam PH,
LOL@you do some of the 6 year things in the first 6 weeks. I'll remember that. ;-) Thanks for sharing the applicable article---too funny!

Salam Fatima,
Sorry to hear you were having a hard day, but delighted to know you got a chuckle.

Salam On the Edge,
Thanks for the AMEN sista! :-)

Salam Luna,
Thank you for stopping by and enjoying a laugh. :-)

Anonymous said...

does this really happen? bcuz if it does than wats the point?:(