Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men!

Ok, no offense guys---I just thought there were funny. I'm sure it could be turned the other way around as well, so if it helps you to appreciate it more then feel free to do so. :-)

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

11 comments:

UT said...

LLLoLLLLL :)

A good one !
Thanks for the laugh, may Allah bless you and Amira always.

Anglo-Libyan said...

salam ibeebarbie

my favourite:

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

thank you for the laugh, I needed it :o)

Anonymous said...

hi Barbie,
hope everything is great with you!

i only came to say that I found amazing pictures of Ghadamis

have a great day!
cofman

dusk till dawn said...

hi ibee
that was brill . realy gd , at least ur given us a few tricks how to ask a lady nicely ha ha,
i like the one
He: will u go out with me this saturday?
He: sorry i'm having a headache this week end
thanx for sharing it, hope ur study is going well

MusicLover said...

Light My Fire

youtube.com/watch?v=Py_JN5lPCC0

Hitch Dance

youtube.com/watch?v=Py5qAH7wELY


This is for us men :-)
youtube.com/watch?v=Br0Hmvn2JIw

Anonymous said...

Hi !

Cool blog,pink lady!

Which one will you not turn down ???

A curiuos man

Benghazi Citizen said...

Really funny..
mmmmm,it makes me think:Should i use one of those pick up lines? I think after reading your post ,i wouldn't..lol
Regards

a_akak said...

you girls are way to nasty to us poor men

Fe Aman Allah

ibeebarbie said...

Salam UT,
I’m glad you got a laugh out of them.
By the way, did you happen to get the email I sent?
Take care, and my Allah bless you always.

Salam Anglo-Libyan,
I’m glad it made you laugh. I’m always curious as to which is someone’s favorite. There were several that I deleted before posting because they were just too rude, but the one that made me chuckle was “He: Your body is like a temple. She: Sorry, there are no services today”. I just can’t even believe people would say these things to one another; I guess that’s what makes them funny to me.

Salam COFMAN,
Wow---long time no see. Thanks for sharing the pictures. Hope you are doing well, inshallah.

Salam Dusk Till Dawn,
I always look forward to getting a comment from you because you always have a great response that just gets me. :-) My brain has not hit over load yet, but come the end of this week beginning of next I’m sure it will because we have our mid-term exam next Wednesday. Eeeeeeeeck!

Salam Musiclover,
Awwwwwww, I know I can always count on you to bring the right backup to the post, which just brings it more life. Thank you my friend. ;-)

Hello Curious Man,
Thank you for visiting; I’m glad you liked it. Sometimes the mystery of discovering an answer is more fun than knowing all the right answers.

Salam Ahmed,
Awwwwwwwww sweetie----not all girls are alike.

UT said...

Hi B ,
Didnt get your email dear !

Have a lovely weekend .......
May Allah bless you, and your lovely Amira.

littlegirl said...

salam ibee
I didn't check your blog since a weeks so forgive me sis and when I get in I found your last post I laughed alot alot alot about it
its really really nice post specially this :
HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
its the best thing

thanks sis for this,and kiss amira for me
fe aman Allah