Friday, February 8, 2008

Can Sharing Be Too Much?

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the french fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said that they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered.....







"THE TEETH."

7 comments:

MusicLover said...

Teeth but different kind :-)

apple.com/trailers/independent/
teeth/trailer/

Bell X1-Eve The Apple of My Eye

youtube.com/watch?v=CnZTkz-5Gxg&
feature=related

dusk till dawn said...

salam ibee
that was so funny, its always a reason for sharing , but to share a teeth wooooooooooow, just wonder how did she lose her teeth??????
its a cheap way to take ur wife out for a romantic meal ,
hope they do not share every thing else ha ha

Anglo-Libyan said...

hahahahahahaha, ibeebarbie I was enjoying the heart warming story, that was naughty but very very funny, I cant stop laughing :o)

ibeebarbie said...

Salam Musiclover,
Not sure how you do it, but you always manage to find the exact right link.

Salam Dusk Till Dawn,
LOL! Can't possibly imagine what else they share that could be worse than a set of teeth. LOL

Salam Anglo-Libyan,
Truly it warms my heart to know something I've posted made them laugh. For me laughter is an awesome healer, and we should do it more. What do you think?

Mixed Up Me said...

Oh goodness . . . I understand they had to share the teeth, but since when was half of a hamburger enough for any man??

Benghazi Citizen said...

oh my God...I was really touched reading the story ,so the final twist mad me laugh ...Really funny..
Good one barbie..
regards

a_akak said...

why share? when it could be "me me me me me" and thats the way :P

Fe Aman Allah