Resimay (Resume)
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth.
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. .. .. ...
Employer's response:.....
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
18 comments:
LOOOOL plz tell me that was joke OMG when i saw the picture i was like " what the hell???"
and don't get me start commenting about the way he typed his letter ..poor thing wallahi .. he should go work as a model , sure he'll get good money lool
thanks for such a nice post but yeah that is how things are going now these days
salam
lool i liked it alot...
but i know girls do this not boys:D
Salam Piccolina and Ema,
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! My grammar is certainly not the best, but this guy's was so bad it was irritating me to read it. Then I saw the picture and laughed so hard I think everyone in the building could hear me.
My dad said he got this same resume emailed to him but it was a woman’s picture instead of a man. I asked him to forward it to me because I know I’m probably going to hear something on the blog, but sadly he told me he had deleted it. :-( Sorry guys.
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it is really FUNNY...
I think he will get so nmany promotions...
Funny,really funny
Benghazi Citizen
Salam Mr. Madi,
Eid Mubarak! Now honey that's what I call real talent. ;-)
Salam Benghazi Citizen,
I'm happy to know I made you laugh. :-)
hi ibee
if u change the pic to women the comment will be change also ha ha
Salam Adnan,
LOL - You are so right. By the way---when do we get to see the unveiling of your blog, habibi? ;-)
I laughed alot about this post
its really funny one
Happy eid to you and to Amira
fe aman Allah
lol.....Ibee well he would certainly make a perfect stripper rather than an accountant! anyways.....happy eid to Ibee and Amira :P
LOOOOOOOL great to know that there are also pretty dumb men :)
Eid Mubarak Ibee to you and Amira !
Salam Maya,
I’m so happy this made you laugh; it made me laugh too.
Eid Mubarak to you and your precious family.
Salam Lost-Libyan,
LOL! Do you think he could be a “Geek”? LOL
Eid Mubarak to you and your family, Sweetie.
Salam Highlander,
LOL! And better yet, he doesn’t appear to be blonde----just merely dumb all on his own good looks. ;-)
Eid Mubarak to you and your family.
Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!
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