An Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods, thinking, “'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground, rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, “Oh my God!” Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent.As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. “You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?”
“Very well,” said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: “Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.”
3 comments:
salam ibee
what a story.u can run but u canot hide.a gain the atheist has deceived him self,and asking for forgiven,its to late to make amendment,
LooooooooooL that was funny I was laughing my head off at the image of the bear praying before he starts his meal :)))))))).
salaam
Salam Dusk Till Dawn,
:-) Well certainly it was a good lesson to remember "becareful what you ask for". LOL
Salam PH,
Oh my goodness, I too laughed so hard my stomach hurt and I had tears running down my face. Good obedient bear doing what was asked of him---praying. LOL And for the matter, good for the atheist being honest about not repenting....he made the bear's meal even that much better. :-)
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