Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tax Humor - April 15th

Well for those of us residing in the good ole U.S. of A. it's the dreaded Tax Day. In order to make the day a little less dreadful for those last minute filers, here's some Tax Day humor.

We need to change our National Anthem to "Deep in the Heart of Taxes."

No respectable person is in favor of nudity, but after paying taxes, some of us may not have any other choice.

After all is said and done, the politicians say it and the taxpayers do it.

Regardless of who wins the election they have to raise taxes to pay for the damage.

Ambition in America is still rewarded . . . with high taxes.

America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer.

Drive carefully. Uncle Sam needs every taxpayer he can get.

There is no child so bad that he/she can't be used as an income tax deduction.

One of the great blessings about living in a democracy is that we have complete control over how we pay our taxes . . . cash, check or money order.

Income taxes are not so bad and certainly could be worse. Suppose we had to pay on what we think we are worth?



2 comments:

Anglo-Libyan said...

salam ibeebarbie

well the good ole USA is not much different from the good ole UK!

I have to agree with the second one: "No respectable person is in favor of nudity, but after paying taxes, some of us may not have any other choice" :o)

UT said...

Hi ya B!

Well, I guess in every part of the world there is always a price to pay for merely existing ! The better the quality of life the more the payment, which is ok in a sense. In some parts of the world you pay to have the minimum requirements, so I think you should consider yourself lucky as you have more options than other people in the world.( nothing personal )
PEACE