Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Translation

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS STRICTLY MEANT AS HUMOR AND IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE OR DISCRIMINATOR.

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese

That's not right! ---- Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive? ---- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP ---- Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man ---- Dum Fuk
Small Horse ---- Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? ---- Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table! ---- Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift! ---- Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here! ---- Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet! ---- Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone! ---- No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week! ---- Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight ---- Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile ---- Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive ---- Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great ---- Fa Kin Su Pa

7 comments:

on the edge said...

LOL !!!! So funny ! I think I am ready to go to Beijiin now .

Anglo-Libyan said...

my favourite has to be:

"Yu Stin Ki Pu"

hahahahaha :oD

ibeebarbie said...

Salam On The Edge,
LOL@at now being prepared to go to Beijin.

Salam Anglo-Libyan,
I think one of the ones I like the most was "Ta Ni Po Ni". :-)

A.Adam said...

do you speak Chinese??
您会说中文??

dusk till dawn said...

hi Ibee
that was so funny , what u like
my favourite one , Did u go to the beach . wai yu so tan ha ha

MaySoon said...

LOOOL that was so damn funny... thanks hehhe

Safiyyah said...

My Dear Sister:

Although not "meant" to be offensive, and "meant" to be humor, many would be offended and not find this funny.

Just a reminder.