Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Women wonder why men fear marriage.....

MARRIED LIFE - IT MAKES MY EYES TEAR UP, SUCH A HAPPY ENDING !

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, Coochy Coo?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face,' he answered. I'm going to ! have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?' She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only th ing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... You know... they have frozen glasses... '

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, 'You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?' She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! right back. I promise. OK?'

'You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

'But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN SHIT! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?'

and....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?

8 comments:

PH said...

Are you sure that was the wife talking and not the husband ? I think the wrong person is in the drivers seat :)))))))))).

ibeebarbie said...

Salam PH,
LOL - you are right.....this is why so many men probably fear getting married. I know if I was a guy and married a woman like this, I'd be afraid. ;-) Hopefully Ahmed doesn't catch this post because it just might confirm his fears of marriage forever (not that I would blame him.....lol)

PH said...

"now if I was a guy and married a woman like this, I'd be afraid."

As for me, I think my wife would be kicking me out of the house, she would be like :
" don't you have any friends to hang out with ? Don't you have anywhere to go or anything to do ? Give me some space pfffffttttt"

"Hopefully Ahmed doesn't catch this post because it just might confirm his fears of marriage forever"

You should fear his fiance more ( if he has one ) I mean imagine her trying to convince him to get married and you coming up with this post ..... seriously you know how much he loves his sheesha :))))).

sorry ahmad :).

ibeebarbie said...

Salam Ph,
Good to know you'd be one of the one's staying home---refreshing, honestly.

Good angle point regarding Ahmed....lol I can empathize with him on the shesha end, although I don't partake as often because I don't like to do it by myself. However, there's something about it.

dusk till dawn said...

salam ibee
i hope u did not write that post to scare me as newly wed. ha ha, i have not done all of that yet. but i might take a notice of ur wisdom ideas ha ha, adnan told me abt ur advice to him .... i rather be frozen in a freezxer then be iced up

on the edge said...

Hum .... I keep asking Moe doesn't he have any Jamah to hang out with on his non gym days , now that he is " retired " lol ! Although , I bet he would love to be waited on hand and foot like that , lol , any day of the week !

Amina said...

salams sis :)
how are you doing? been long time since last I've been online but it's just been terribly busy. was wondering if you have FB? plz mail me on cry4moons@hotmail.com, have so much to tell ya :)
hugs
Amina

p.s. that was hilarious. have sth for u:
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

and another one:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife!

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