Friday, February 6, 2009

The Black Bra

As sadly told by a wife.........

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you. Then we made out all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we were wild all night.

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"


MusicLover said...

"What's for dinner, Batman?"

Not even Catwoman

Johnny Deluxe - Catwoman

As sadly told by a wife.........

What you posted is true because with mistress and girlfriend there is no real commitment and plus you are free, you can still have your own idependence and be intimate at the same time.

Shahrazad said...

I couldn't agree more!

Sad but so true .
husbands want their wives in a corner to take care of their kids and keep a home going so he can state to the world ,he is a respectable man.
On the other hand the mistress and girlfriend offer him what a wife cant-no commitment and plain pleasure without any headaches..

Rose Bud said...

lol That is so funny and true.

on the edge said...

Tears rolling down my cheeks from lol ! Even Moe thought this was hysterical !